Why are fire trucks red

[CaraGenie]

Why Fire Trucks are Red

Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, four plus eight is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot and one foot in a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas there are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always "russian" around.

(according to the Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology)

[Stern]

If you ask Siri, this is what it tells you. :- )

[CaraGenie]

I stumbled across it, and not a lot made me laugh yesterday, and had to share it.